Rap Battles

Angelina vs Alex Try to steal my Chris?

Who do you think you're dealing with?

If you try and take him

Just know I have a knife at home with your name on it

I'm the hero of the story, you are the fanboy wannabe

But if you really wanna fight, huh, then please try and beat me

There are many things that I can do that you would never dare

I doubt you'd have the courage to take and claim Chris's hoodie

Or tie a rival to a chair and make her wish she was never born

So drop the act and leave

I'm sure you are missing some freaky cable porn

It's funny how the world is so enamored with your position

That only a girl can fill your part for a story's true fruition

But, you see, let me tell you about rule 63

"All characters have an opposite-sex counterpart" like me

I'm the guy you don't wanna mess with, so you better run and hide

I'll laugh my ass off as I slice your throat open and watch you die

It's not like Chris will miss you since he'll just end up loving me

So I'll give you one verse to back away and beg me for mercy

You think that you're scary?

Let me show you something frightening

You can't exist in a world filled with Social Justice Lightning

"A man can't be a Yandere, he's a stalker, take him out!"

My sex give me a pass, you're what they cry wolf about

You think politics will stop me? Just take a look around

People crave my existence, what does being wrong sound?

It doesn't matter what we are

So your little verse just went to waste

So leave Chris to me, you sad, pathetic waste of space

You're funny for a dead man

And now, you're wasting my time

I have to go make sure Chris's safe

I told you, asshole, he's mine

You won't take him from me

I'll kill you before you even get a chance

You really think so?

I know so

Okay

Let's dance